Brewcraft: On Brewing Good
Ale
by Olde Pyehole
Thus spake Saint Attila,
on the occasion of his 1975 address to the Perth-Amboy neighborhood watch
committee:
"Drink thou
beer and strong drink, for this is your moment, it will never
come again, and tomorrow you will be food for thought. [Sounds of
wheezing, snoring.]
What the bleeding christ was I saying? Oh yeah...
blessed
are them that
have, the rich, and the very, very wealthy for
they can buy... Hey! Get your stinking paws off my glass, you dirty
rummy!"
To this, we, the Monks
of Ann Arbor Abbey, add the following: "At all times, if you drink,
drink the good stuff."
There are three basic
methods for brewing the good stuff at home:
Our little overview
isn't the end-all of beer brewing methods though. For that, check out
the experts at realbeer.com, or one
of the other sites listed on our links page.
Or if you're feeling really pious, read a book on the subject.
Amen.
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Monks of Ann Arbor Abbey.
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So there.
Last update: 12 October 2007
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