Weasel Breweries™ Recipes:
Elephant Man Stout™

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In remembrance of the lovable English freak that coined such memorable phrases as, "I am not an animal!" "Your children are so beautiful!" and the eternally poignant "Oh bloody jesus! Please! Stop it!" Weasel Breweries proudly presents John Merrick Elephant Man Sout. This tragically freakish, yet oddly pleasing concoction is another Full Metal Hoopajoop from the macabre Monks of Ann Arbor Abbey.™

Extract and partial mash. Smooth English stout with strong chocolate follow-up. Makes 5 gallons. Elapsed time: 1.5 hours.

  • 10 lbs. Dark malt extract
  • 1.5 lbs. cracked British Crystal Malt
  • 0.5 lb. cracked Black Patent Malt
  • 0.5 lb. cracked Black Roasted Barley
  • 2 oz. pelleted Perle hops (bittering)
  • 0.5 oz. pelleted Hallertau hops (flavoring)
  • 12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate (flavoring)
  • 1 tsp. Irish Moss (optional)
  • 0.5 tsp. Yeast nutrient (optional)
  • 0.5 tsp. Chillguard (optional)
  • 1 package dry Nottingham Ale Yeast

In a 30 liter stainless steel brew pot, bring 20 liters cold water to a boil.

Meanwhile, add 5 liters cold water to a 20 liter stainless steel sparge pot. Place specialty grains in muslin or nylon sparging bag and add to water. Begin heating. When temperature reaches 180 F, turn off heat and sparge grains for an additional five minutes. Then, remove bag and squeeze remaining tasty goodness from bag using a collander and a large bowl. Discard grains.

When brew pot reaches boil, begin stirring water and add malt extract. Stirring will prevent the malt extract settling to the bottom of the pot and burning. Next, add the contents of the sparging pot. Stir a few more times for good measure. Inhale.

Turn on the heat and bring the mixture to a boil again. When boiling, the mixture forms a foam layer which can rise out of the pot and burn on your stove. Be careful to avoid this. It is messy and difficult to clean.

Boil the wort for 60 minutes, adding ingredients at the following intervals:

Start of boil: Bittering hops - 2.0 oz. Perle

45 minutes: Flavoring hops - 0.5 oz. Hallertau, Chocolate, Irish Moss, Yeast nutrient

60 minutes: Stop boil

Cool the wort to 85 F or lower before adding yeast. Cool the wort as quickly as possible to prevent infection. Leave wort in primary fermenter until fermentation subsides (about a week). Leave wort in secondary fermenter for an additional two to three weeks. Bottle and age to taste. (Weasel Breweries recommends a minimum of two months. More is better.)

1st brewed 19 December 1997.



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Last update: 12 October 2007